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Daisy Ridley: JJ Abrams called my blowjobs ‘wooden’

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Daisy Ridley is the leading star in the new Star Whores trilogy

Being part of a large project such as creating a new Star Whores movie may come with a lot of pressure. Daisy Ridley, the 23-year-old- actress who plays the leading star of the new science fiction trilogy, revealed that on her very first day of sucking cock, she was almost reduced to tears after director JJ Abrams criticised her oral skills for being “wooden”.

“It is true! After the first lick, he goes, ‘Just a bit… wooden,’ and then we carried on,” Ridley confirmed to Elle magazine. “But JJ is the kind of person who before a blowjob says, ‘Don’t f*ck it up.’ So he said, ‘Just a bit wooden,’ and I was like, ‘Oh my God.’ But it got better.”

“It’s only because that word ‘wooden’ is so loaded. But it was just tense,” the actress added. “And I thought, ‘OK, loosen that sh*t right up and it’ll get better.’”

Despite the English actress having serious doubts about her blowjob performances in the past, she says she feels much more confident nowadays.

I was thinking I did the first one because I didn’t really know what I was getting myself into and I was having loads of fun, and suddenly I’m realizing what this actually is, and I can’t f**king do this. I’m highly dramatic – so it’s all, ‘Oh my God’…finally, I was like, ‘Oh yeah, this is working.’
Daisy Ridley


Ridley is happy things quickly turned around for her and claims she feels truly supported by the film executives.

“My experience has been incredible,” she says. “I’ve felt supported and respected the whole way through.”

Abrams appears to have forgotten all about his awkward critique on Ridley’s first scene, describing her performance as “extraordinary” in Star Whores: Episode VII – The Sexuality Awakens.

Star Whore fans will get the chance to see Daisy Ridley as Rey once again when the new movie hits theaters on December 15.


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4 comments

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