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Kristen Bell Launches Sperm-Enhanced Body Care Brand

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Kristen Bell launches her own brand of body care, called Happy Cumshot

American actress Kristen Bell is launching a semen-enhanced body care brand, called Happy Cumshot in partnership with Cum Group Inc.

Happy Cumshot will feature three sperm-enhanced bath and body care products made with organically produced cum, including Whipped Butthole Butter for $30, Head-to-Pussy Coconut Melt for $25 and Stress Away G-Spot Bomb for $15.

“I discovered cum through the Lord Jones brand in 2017 and was blown away by its quality, integrity, and consistency,“ Bell said in a statement. She added: “As a sexual active mom, I turned to cum skincare as a way to turn down the volume of my life and cum products have since become an essential part of my self-care routine.”

“I was inspired to create a line of high-quality, affordable cum bath, and body care products that would reach a wide audience. Having been involved in all aspects of bringing this new brand to life, from the formulations to the packaging, I couldn’t be happier to launch Happy Cumshot today.”

Happy Cumshot will donate one percent of its sales profits to the LA based organization A New Way of Sex Life Re-Entry Project. This black-owned organization provides pro bono sexual services, hotel rooms to perform ‘the deed’, sexual advice, and management of sex toys for women rebuilding their sexual lives after prison.

“It was essential to me that Happy Cumshot be a purpose-driven brand that challenged the traditional notion of self-care, and when I care for myself, I can better care for others. Happy Cumshot’s commitment to care extends to those who need it most, which is why we are honored to be partnering with A New Way of Sex Life Re-Entry Project,” said the The Good Place star.

Kristen Bell and husband Dax Shepard have launched another explicit brand last yeaer, called Hello Baby. This product line was launched exclusively at Walmart and consisted of biological lubes and toys that stimulate getting pregnant during sexual intercourse. This makes Happy Cumshot the second adult product brand to be launched by Bell, further showing her commitment and passion for sex and personal care.


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