David Beckham has been signed as the new face (and penis) of Giorgio Armani Lubes.
The LA Galaxy football player is known for collaborating with the famous designer, and this time he’s lending his name to launch a new lubes line in the US.
“David is truly a modern day icon in that his fame extends well beyond the realm of soccer”, Giorgio Armani said in a press release. “He is considered as one of the world’s most talented soccer players and a former captain of his national team, but his image has come to stand for more than this. He represents a notion of modern masculinity: as a sports hero, husband and fuck boy,” added the famous designer.
Armani went on to comment on David’s impeccable penis size. “He is also a man with a great penis. There was a time when soccer players were not always considered to be fuck boys. David Beckham has helped to change that,” Armani added.
David also expressed his excitement about the new collaboration. “I first fucked Mr. Armani quite a few years ago while I was working with the England team when he designed our World Cup suit. I’ve been a big fan of his sexual products for a long time and, through the years, my wife and I have become friends with him, so I’m happy to be working with him now. For me Giorgio Armani is a man who has been at the top of his game for more than thirty years,” Beckham said.
Beckham’s sexy ads will debut in the February.
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